D6 ways to kill an ogre

 

D6 ways to kill an ogre


Ogre bandwagon

 

1 . reach your soft hand fully into its physical heart


2 . freeze its head in a solid block of ice


3 . rope 


4 . ask Little David at the Big Horseshoe tavern he knows a thing or two about taking ogres straight into the grave


5 . cigarettes 


6 . gamble over a suitably complex game



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