Saturday, August 1, 2026

Lake Jars (Glaugust 1)

Glaugust 2026 prompt "water levels"

Lake Jars  

A lake jar can be a large skin, clay vessel or lidded barrel. Watertight materials are traditional but linen and hemp bags can also work. A lake jar tends to be about the size and weight of an adult human. When full it contains a lake demon and about three trillion liters of water.

Typically a lake jar will have one primary opening sealed with protective charms, bangles, or tokens. The jar can be opened with two or three minutes effort and then its water can be scooped or poured out until it’s empty. A full jar may easily take decades to empty, even if it’s never refilled. If a user opens the jar and puts their ear to the opening they may hear a deep echo, distant sloshing, or the whispers of the lake demon.

A lake jar has many large uses despite its small size and they are highly sought after by mariners, siege engineers, and agronomists. They are not common, however, as creating one destroys a lake and much of the surrounding countryside. Creating a lake jar in one’s home country is generally considered a crime. Rather than make a new jar, users will often refill an existing jar slowly though mundane means; a rain catchment system or a stream.

Harvesting lake jars abroad however, can be very lucrative. Jar harvesters will look for unusually large of strange lakes where demons are most likely to be found. Lake demons are quite shy but they can sometimes be found on the shore of their lake: counting reeds, skipping stones, digging in the mud, or napping. An individual or team or hunters will need to capture the demon, move it a few hundred yards from the lake, and secure it. Several stakes of iron or hard wood is usually enough. Demons do not like being separated from their lake and a captured one will roll its pale eyes and its heart will beat like a big drum in its chest.

After two or three days the lake will miss its demon and come looking for it, sending tendrils of water onto the land. Once these tendrils see the demon, the lake will come for the demon. The demon should then quickly be put in a large empty jar. The lake will follow the demon into the jar, and fill it up over six to eight weeks. This is very fast for a lake and most vegetation, trees, wildlife, and buildings in the area will suffer damage.

Once in the jar, the demon will sit at the bottom, waiting to escape, and speaking to those who will listen. If the demon is able to leave the jar and its captors are still alive, it will hunt for them, creeping through the night and dripping through the day. It will smell streams and listen to the clouds. It will carry stakes of its own for the day it finds those who stole its home. 

 




Friday, June 5, 2026

Topple the Eepeeyay

This post brought to you by the deus faction post

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Setting: The infamous Glittergold city abutted by a very large and recently grown swamp.

Faction: The Eepeeyay, cultists who hate the city and live in the swamp. Experts in camouflage. 

Three members:  

  • Gator, a huge man with an alligator head. On a mission to purify the swamp of city influence.
  • Slough, a former florist who plans to flood Glittergold, to swampify it for its own good. 
  • Lovelace, a scientist.

Their relationships:

  • Gator would eat Slough given half a chance.
  • Slough wants Gator's swampmobile.
  • Lovelace is in love with Gator but has never told him.

Their sources of legitimacy or power: 

Gator has:

  • PERSONAL STRENGTH. Dude is yoked and can tear your arms off. Wears a flak jacket.
  • THOUSANDS OF CROCODILES. He whispers to them and pets them.   
  • THE SWAMPMOBILE. By far the fastest thing in the swamp. Very hard to see when stationary. 

Slough has:

  • TAI CHI. The kind that can snap necks. 
  • FRIENDLY SNAKES. They often carry messages and their bites make you feel fuzzy. 
  • CITY CONTACTS. Unlike most members of the Eepeeyay, Slough talks to people in the city sometimes.

Lovelace has:

  • A HAND CANNON. It's heavy for a pistol but she thinks it looks cool. 
  • FLESH EATING VIRUSES. Resting in petri dishes, they glow green in the dark. 
  • GLASS-IRON WALLS. Transparent walls that section off experimental zones of the swamp.

 

My drawing, based on this photo by Melissa Askew  

 

Sunday, May 17, 2026

the fierce fierce sun

I felt embarrassed after being included in Phlox's list of glog blogs despite not having posted for several months, so I put together this little post. 

As the weather continues to heat up in my locality I've been thinking more about UV protection and how to keep myself safe from the sky's invisible danger rays. So, here are some exposure effects for overland travel.

Perhaps every day of travel without adequate protection in a scorched place you could roll on this table. 

1. The UVX rays of the double suns infiltrate your skin, twisting your exposed cells into something... stranger. The skin on your arms and face forms deep loose wrinkles, with hard patches that glint in the light. This new skin provides protection equivalent to a leather jerkin and is painful to the touch. If you do not receive expensive and complex treatment to restore your skin within one year, all of it will slough off and you will die.

2. The heat weighs down on you like a sack of bricks as your body reaches an especially unsafe temperature. You experience blurred vision, nausea and dizziness and move at half speed. If you do not find substantial shade or other notable source of coolness within one hour, your brain will boil in your skull, and your speech will be reduced to grunting monosyllables.   

3. The many-pointed sun takes a particular interest in you, whispering promises of peace and safety. You see a small and shaded garden in the far distance: a mirage. Make a WIS check or wander off to pursue this lovely vision.  

4. The UVZ rays of the distant moon creep over the horizon, pale as fingers. If you do not have the correct goggles, sight lens, shade screen, etc, you must, within ten minutes, shut your eyes and wrap several layers of fabric around your head for the rest of the day. Otherwise your eyes will fall out of your head, leaving only bleached sockets behind. 

5. A small and deadly hole in your water canteen has leaked all your personal water out over the past several hours. Your party must share their precious and limited water with you within the day or your tongue will swell up and you will fall face down in the dirt, immobile and easy prey for the local wildlife. 

6. You see a rare prism-vulture gliding on a thermal. These ancient scavengers reflect the sun's light through their translucent bodies, scattering bands of colored light onto the land below. It is a sign of very good luck. You suffer no ill effects from the landscape today despite your unprepared foolishness.  

 

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Photo by Leonie Zettl

 


 

Saturday, December 27, 2025

2025 gloggies

Credit to Vivanter for kicking off the 2025 gloggies

I'm glad to see the gloggies have plenty of juice this year. Here's my contribution to the nomination pile.

Nominations
 
Dungeon Nomination: 
Salty Goo's Hexcrawling (Baldur's Gate 1)

Class 
Nomination: 
Louis's University Don 

Also Good:

Monster Nomination: 
Louis's Lantern Head 

Rules Nomination:
 
Deus ex Parabola's Bazaar of the Memorable  

Also Good:

Lore Nomination: 
Semiurge's KUOTOA = CROATOAN

Theory Nomination: 
Phlox's Scaffolds for Disaster

Other Nomination: 
Gokun's Trading Card Game

Also Good:


athletes playing
photo by CHUTTERSNAP

Friday, December 12, 2025

GLoGmas 2025: sameissharkinjapanese

I recently had the pleasure of receiving Halfalcon 「YAGH, Mall Rats」of sameissharkinjapanese for my GLoGmas assignment. Halfalcon aka walfalcon aka Lucas is a longtime GLoG contributer. His blog began in 2016 with a few posts written purely in Japanese. Since then he's cranked out a range of work including:

- The Rigatoni Cowboy which recieved high praise from our own GR Michael 
- A long glogtober streak in 2023
- Yet Another Glog Hack (YAGH), which lets you play as a spider
- Mall Rats, a game with a charming retro-pixel vibe and its own playlist

One post in particular caught my attention: GLOG Class: What Sound Does A Dragon Make. The post is a good one, describing a musician who finally gains self confidence. After reading it I was, however, for better or for worse, still interested in a more lizardic interpretation of the title, so here we go: 

More Answers to the Question What Sound Does a Dragon Make:

- they sound exactly like saltwater crocodiles
- they only speak audibly in their youths. During adolescence they develop fire breathing organs which prevent speaking aloud

- Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
 

- a dragon's claws sound like midnight
- a dragon's scales sound like the moon
- a dragon speaks of little nothings
- would that i heard such croons

 

black electric guitar and amplifier 
photo by alejandro morelos

Friday, November 21, 2025

Random Glog post getter

I tried to put the generator button at the top but couldn't figure out how, so you'll have to go to the bottom of this post. Links are from the phlox discord server from March 5th 2021 to November 24 2025. 

I'm excited for the 2025 gloggies. Rumor has it that Vivanter is going to post some categories in the next month or so, to get folks started. 

Credit to spwack for the generator
https://slightadjustments.blogspot.com/p/generator.html
Credit to thefirstgokun for making generated links clickable
https://spiceomancy.blogspot.com/

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