assassin bandwagon is a half rhyme
Thus I present: Some Undeniably True Facts about the Shadowy Killers of the Lingo-Logistico
Initiation into the Lingo-Logistico begins at a young age. Children as small as four years of age are subjected to horrible half truths, confusing near-rhymes, and circular arguments of all kinds that take root in the subconscious like fungus but in a bad way.
To fully reproduce the motto of the Langal-Limpatico is a high crime, but part of it might look like this. Indeed, it's a bad idea to repeat their name too many times in general. Dear reader, do not linger on this terrible motto-poem:
Go go, Lingo-LogisticoWhether yes or no, go go Lingo-Logistico
You'd sure like to know, which way to medlin to so
Trust in me, you're right to know
Left is up, and right is
Go go lingo logistico
A Lawful-Lincurio adept is intimately familiar with the paths of language and song madness of various stripes and how to lead the unwary down this path or that, bit by bit or leaps and bounds. Their services are highly valued as the deaths they cause are indirect, reasonably quick, and often plausibly deniable.
Indeed, the Laconic-Laborio has seen considerable increase in demand for their services in the past few years and the organization has grown quickly. High profile potential targets have hired specially trained bodyguards which keep a keen eye out for suspicious black jacketed figures whispering or singing tunelessly. Is that minstrel merely a clumsy musician or something more... sinister. Is the new advisor on trade misinformed or are her words... lethal.
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