Friday, December 12, 2025

GLoGmas 2025: sameissharkinjapanese

I recently had the pleasure of receiving Halfalcon 「YAGH, Mall Rats」of sameissharkinjapanese for my GLoGmas assignment. Halfalcon aka walfalcon aka Lucas is a longtime GLoG contributer. His blog began in 2016 with a few posts written purely in Japanese. Since then he's cranked out a range of work including:

- The Rigatoni Cowboy which recieved high praise from our own GR Michael 
- A long glogtober streak in 2023
- Yet Another Glog Hack (YAGH), which lets you play as a spider
- Mall Rats, a game with a charming retro-pixel vibe and its own playlist

One post in particular caught my attention: GLOG Class: What Sound Does A Dragon Make. The post is a good one, describing a musician who finally gains self confidence. After reading it I was, however, for better or for worse, still interested in a more lizardic interpretation of the title, so here we go: 

More Answers to the Question What Sound Does a Dragon Make:

- they sound exactly like saltwater crocodiles
- they only speak audibly in their youths. During adolescence they develop fire breathing organs which prevent speaking aloud

- Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
 

- a dragon's claws sound like midnight
- a dragon's scales sound like the moon
- a dragon speaks of little nothings
- would that i heard such croons

 

black electric guitar and amplifier 
photo by alejandro morelos

GLoGmas 2025: sameissharkinjapanese

I recently had the pleasure of receiving Halfalcon 「YAGH, Mall Rats」of sameissharkinjapanese for my  GLoGmas assignment. Halfalcon aka walf...